Public Curmudgeon

Forced to go out in public and masquerade as a facsimile of a human because of the demands of capitalism and errands? Not interested in random conversations or questions about where's the smile? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

This organic ribbed beanie is stylish, practical, and eco-friendly. Thanks to its breathable lightweight fabric, you can wear it both indoors and outdoors.

• 100% organic cotton
• Antiallergic and natural fabric
• Cuffed beanie
• Blank product sourced from China

All apparel will ship separately from blankets or paper products.